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I Can Quotes by Steven Wright
- My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
- I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
- I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
- I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.
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