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I Bought Quotes by Steven Wright
- I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
- I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
- I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.
- I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.
- I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.
- I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a…
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- My garden is a slow work, pursued with love and I do not deny that I am proud of it. Forty years… — Claude Monet
- I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than… — Demetri Martin
- We went to high school together; he was a year older than me. I remember him there . . . he was… — Cameron Diaz
- I wanted to be a nobleman; I bought a name and a title... Oh, nothing is impossible with five million a year. — Eugene Sue
- Sure, we had to be skinny. I lived on Diet Coke and apples for two years. For the couture, we had to… — Abbey Lee Kershaw
- I bought a house in LA, hanging out there and spending a lot of time in Toronto, but not much. — Scott Speedman