« All I Believe Quotes · Jack Handey's Page
I Believe Quotes by Jack Handey
- Eventually, I believe, everything evens out. Long ago an asteroid hit our planet and killed our dinosaurs. But in the future, maybe we'll go to…
- I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
- I'll be the first to admit that my idea of God is pretty different. I believe in a God with a long white beard, a…
- I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on,…
More I Believe Quotes
- Our tradition of political thought had its definite beginning in the teachings of Plato and Aristotle. I believe it came to a… — Hannah Arendt
- I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit… — Alexis Arguello
- I believe in anything that will engage the audience and make the story more effective. — J. J. Abrams
- I believe that the whole idea of the consumer society is tottering. We've kept ourselves going by producing more and more goods,… — Paul Auster
- I believe that every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing… — Neil Armstrong
- I believe the Abominable Snowman may be real. I think there may be something in that. — David Attenborough
- I was once a graduate student in Victorian literature, and I believe as the Victorian novelists did, that a novel isn't simply… — Margaret Atwood
- It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are not what they ought to be, so are… — Jane Austen
- How friendly all men would be one with another, if no regard were paid to honour and money! I believe it would… — Teresa of Avila
- And, I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool. — Dan Aykroyd
- I believe that if you want to fight inequality you have to do it starting at infancy. — Michelle Bachelet
- I am politically pro-choice, but personally pro-life. I have my faith but refuse to force it on the world at large -… — Julianna Baggott