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House Quotes by Steven Wright
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
- I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of them on the TV show when they…
- I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.
- I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.
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