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House Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Text me once, shame on you; text me twice and I'm going to burn your house down and kill your family.
- THEY'RE going to THEIR house because you are not THERE. It's not Rocket Science.
- Holidays means relatives around the house. Relatives around the house means I need to wear pants. This is bullshit.
- Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, but give a man an empty house and a hand mirror, and he'll…
- My friends are weird. They think that I can't I'm on twitter isn't a good excuse not to leave the house.
- I'm bored. Maybe I should leave the house and check twitter from somewhere else.
- My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from…
- Nephew: I'm leaving the house in NEPHEW minutes.
- WIFE, WISE, one who makes her husband feel as if he is head of the house when, in reality, he is only chairman of the…
- The only reason women need men around the house is because we haven't made a vibrator that can kill spiders.
- Someone told me I should run for president. Dont you think that weve had enough boobs in the White House?
- Women are like waste disposal units. If they're not going to swallow anything I put in them, they won't be in my house for long.
- Whore House Slogan More Fuck for your Buck!
- Whore House Slogan : More Honey for your Money!
- Whore House Slogan : More Gash for your Cash!
- Whore House Slogan : More Hole for your Pole!
- Whore House Slogan : More Booty for your Looty!
- Whore House Slogan : She'll Wear a Collar for a Dollar!
- Whore House Slogan : Will suck for a buck!
- I hate people looking at me while I'm smiling at my phone. That's why I never leave the house.
- Let's have a moment of silence for Bill Gates. Without him we'd still have to leave the house and interact with people.
- If your house is haunted think about how much time the ghosts have spent watching you masturbate.
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- I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house or seeing… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I'm substantially concerned about the policy directions of the space agency. We have a situation in the U.S. where the White House… — Neil Armstrong
- The soul, which is spirit, can not dwell in dust; it is carried along to dwell in the blood. — Saint Augustine
- Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery. — Jane Austen
- Because we can't escape our ancient hunger to live close to nature, we encircle the house with lawns and gardens, install picture… — Diane Ackerman
- Do you think it is only a little thing to possess a house from which lovely things can be seen? — Teresa of Avila
- My father was a man of great charity towards the poor, and compassion for the sick, and also for servants; so much… — Teresa of Avila
- We try to exile ourselves more and more from nature - not always consciously: We build houses; we dismiss nature; nature has… — Diane Ackerman
- A house must be built on solid foundations if it is to last. The same principle applies to man, otherwise he too… — Sai Baba
- If I were asked to name the chief benefit of the house, I should say: the house shelters day-dreaming, the house protects… — Gaston Bachelard