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Hour Quotes by Steven Wright
- I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
- I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign…
- I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
- When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it…
- Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.
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- One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the critical, decisive one. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
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