"Officer, I know I was going faster than……" — Steven Wright
"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour."
More Faster Quotes
- I figure the faster I pedal, the faster I can retire. — Lance Armstrong
- I'm sure most of us remember being a kid and you have all of this endless time where two weeks… — Andrea Arnold
- The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom. — Isaac Asimov
- If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster. — Isaac Asimov
- I'm a complete hypochondriac. If my heart starts beating a little faster than normal, I think I'm having an attack. — Antonio Banderas
- I have never appreciated a quiet moment with a friend as much, a quiet moment with a book and I… — Candice Bergen
- One of the interesting things about comedy is it's tension release, and nothing creates tension faster than anger. — Lewis Black
- I like to windsurf and ski, and most of all I love to ride horses. The wilder and faster the… — Andrea Bocelli
- When the mood takes me, I like to be a man of action. I like to windsurf and ski, and… — Andrea Bocelli
- I make friends faster and easier than journalists. — Anthony Bourdain
- Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster. — Sandra Bullock
- I just want the future to happen faster. I can't imagine the future without robots. — Nolan Bushnell