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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Ask me if Christianity (my version of it, yours, the Pope's, whoever's) is orthodox, meaning true, and here's my honest answer: a…
— Brian D. McLaren
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How do you know what is the right path to choose to get the result that you desire? The honest answer is…
— Jon Stewart
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What am I afraid of? I'll tell you: a feather. that's right, a feather. How could anyone be afraid of a feather,…
— Jack Handey
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An honest answer is the sign of true friendship.
— E. W. Howe
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Well, I needed the work - that's the honest answer. I haven't worked for a while, a couple of years. So I…
— Gary Oldman
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The honest answer is more complex. On some level I was sent. Or inspired. Or called. But my calling, such as it…
— Chris Bohjalian
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The correct answer is the honest answer.
— Amber Hope
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An honest answer is as pleaing as a kiss on the lips.
— Emmanuel Plove
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An honest answer is like a kiss of friendship.
— Unknown Author
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Give an honest answer, and receive trust in return. Give a smile, and receive joy in return...
— Milana May
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Whoever gives an honest answer kisses the lips. -Proverbs 24:26
— Bible
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If you ask me an honest question, I am going to give you an honest answer.
— Matt Cline
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