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Honest Quotes by George Carlin
- They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You…
- If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.
- Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
More Honest Quotes
- I like being a strong, independent woman, and to be honest, I was never afraid to be on my own. — Dido Armstrong
- Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. — Isaac Asimov
- I try to be honest and I keep moving. — Erykah Badu
- Being honest is my job. That's what music is for me. — Erykah Badu
- I want to be an honest man and a good writer. — James A. Baldwin
- Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked… — Stephen Baldwin
- Through writing, through that process, they realize that they become more intelligent, and more honest and more imaginative than they can be… — Russell Banks
- I think you have an obligation to be honest. — Charles Barkley
- It does not require great learning to be a Christian and be convinced of the truth of the Bible. It requires only… — Albert Barnes
- All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest would be folly. To believe none so is… — John Quincy Adams
- If you want to end your isolation, you must be honest about what you want at a core level and decide to… — Martha Beck
- A Christian is nothing but a sinful man who has put himself to school for Christ for the honest purpose of becoming… — Henry Ward Beecher