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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and…
— Jack Handey
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I hope that there is a very confused 14 year old girl out there who hears me speak or hears me sing…
— Alanis Morissette
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I don't know where I am. It's like I'm breaking into a million pieces and there is only one thing I remember:…
— Clara
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... faithfully and strenuously you should resist the heretics in defense of the only true and life-giving faith, which the Church has…
— Pope Clement I
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Who hears me, who understands me, becomes mine, a possession for all time.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I worry that Jesus drinks himself to sleep when he hears me talk like this.
— Anne Lamott
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I'm almost there, almost to the barricade, when I thinks she hears me. Because for just a moment, she catches sight of…
— Suzanne Collins
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Emma hears me come up the stairs and asks me to watch a movie with her. I stick Band-Aids on my weeping…
— Laurie Halse Anderson
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Gouge out, your eyes, pull your heart to the floor, sweetness love me, tastes me, hears me. Stand back drop to your…
— Blessthefall
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God has made me to laugh, so that everyone who hears me would laugh with me.
— Moses
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