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Hat Quotes by Jack Handey
- I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside the hat is at least a decade away.
- Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat.
- I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you…
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