"I think that a hat which has a……" — Jack Handey
"I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside the hat is at least a decade away."
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397 Quotes by Jack Handey
Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site.
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…
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More Back Inside Quotes
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You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.
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Now and again, it is necessary to seclude yourself among deep mountains and hidden valleys to restore your link to…
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Even in the nineties, when it was mad and there were photographers all around the house, it never occurred to…
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Anyone who falls in love is searching for the missing pieces of themselves. So anyone who's in love gets sad…
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Don't run back inside, darlin', you know just what I'm here for. So you're scared and you're thinkin' we ain't…
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First, I blow a hole in your face; then I go back inside, and sleep like a baby... I guarantee…
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Um, Bella? You've got a huge cut on your forehead, and it's gushing blood," he informed me. I clapped my…
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You were wrong. She really is the new general in town." I smiled back, hoping he wasn't aware of my…
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I reached into my pocket and triumphantly flashed the CR-V keys Iʹd swiped when weʹd come back inside. ʺThe driver,ʺ…
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What was it up there in the song that seemed to be calling her back inside? What would happen now…
— F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Tell her to be quiet, and she got louder. Tell her to stay back, and she pushed me into the…
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He bent, lips coming to mine and — 'Derek? Chloe?' It was Kit, opening the back door. Derek let out…
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