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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he…
— Jack Handey
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To this day, I've found that it doesn't matter what a guy looks like if he's really funny. His sense of humor…
— Catherine O'Hara
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... every available inch of his face busts into a smile - whoa. Has he blown into our school on a gust…
— Jandy Nelson
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Every guy looks at the girls smile, Except the true guy he looks beyond the smile, and give her a better smile..Always…
— Maria
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This is for all the girls out there want to know ,What does it mean when when a guy looks back at…
— Unknown Author
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NELIX!!! I love this dude! like no joke!!! He helps me SMILE:) when I'm really sad... SO I hope he makes you…
— Broken Soul
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That beautiful moment when the girl looks for the guy in the wrong places and the guy looks for the girl in…
— Evan Ceaser
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Beating up a second gay guy looks bad. -Carlos
— Desperate Housewives
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When people asked me before about what my dream guy looks like, I used to tell them that he must be handsome,educated,responsible,knowledgeable,and…
— Jingyun
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When a GUY is quiet, Millions of things are running in his mind When a GUY is not arguing, He is thinking…
— KM II
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