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- Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you…
- A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go to heaven forever.…
- The (Supreme Court) ruling that anyone who's arrested -- even accidentally -- can be strip-searched was decided five to four, with the votes for the…
- A guy who says what people who aren't thinking are thinking.
- The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events.…
- There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart…
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- I just let the work speak for itself. An actor is not afraid to take risks; to put on different hats; to… — Kevin Bacon