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Great Quotes by George Carlin
- One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.
- Now, some people do this for shock value. Shock is just another uptown word for surprise. Granted it has a different quality to it, but…
- I'm sure Hitler was great with his family.
- A woman told me her child was autistic, and I thought she said artistic. So I said, 'Oh great. I'd like to see some of…
- I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like…
- The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.
More Great Quotes
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- Suffering becomes beautiful when anyone bears great calamities with cheerfulness, not through insensibility but through greatness of mind. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one. — Aristotle
- The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently; but he… — Aristotle
- Films and television and even comic books are churning out vast quantities of fictional narratives, and the public continues to swallow them… — Paul Auster
- I don't miss anything ever. Because to me, missing something is like going backward a little bit. I don't miss being in… — Fred Armisen
- My brother David was a great athlete and I knew there was no way I could live up to that. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Ironically, the first thing that appealed to me about Islam was its pluralism. The fact that the Koran praises all the great… — Karen Armstrong
- Jesus did not spend a great deal of time discoursing about the trinity or original sin or the incarnation, which have preoccupied… — Karen Armstrong
- Nobody needs to cry for me. I'm going to be great. — Lance Armstrong
- All in all, for someone who was immersed in, fascinated by, and dedicated to flight, I was disappointed by the wrinkle in… — Neil Armstrong