"The Human Species could have been great but……" — George Carlin
"The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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