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- This year, notoriety got confused with fame, and the devil is down hearted because there is nothing left for him to claim. — Don Henley
- The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of… — David Letterman
- The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows. — Steven Wright
- The world doesn't belong to us, we belong to it. Always have, always will. We belong to the world. We belong to… — Daniel Quinn
- I got confused. I thought it was a K.Y. scare, so I bought 2000 jars of personal lubricant. I still have some. — Julie Brown
- Girls! Most of the girls look for signs, wait and hope for it. When it comes, suddenly, they got confused. Look for… — Yumi Lee
- I got confused, I thought it was more important to be treated like a hero then, to act like one. — Po - The Dragon Warrior
- Someone asked me to go to hell, I got confused about the way to hell. Suddenly I realized how stupid of me… — Senoraroy