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Getting Quotes by Steven Wright
- I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
- I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report. I forced myself…
- I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
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