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- Guys I think I'm getting lucky tonight. The girl in the ice cream store just asked me if I wanna spoon. I guess she's lonely…
- Money over bitches. -People who are getting neither.
- My Dick is the CEO of getting down to fucking business.
- TV shows are great when your getting a blowjob. It gives you something to look forward to.
- Still not sure what's worse, getting stoned to death or my phone running out of battery.
- For Men... Getting out of bed is the second hardest thing.
- Sometimes getting lost helps you find yourself.
- For the 5th time: I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party Freak! My dog is getting married that day!
- After getting married, the most romantic sex positions is 96. That's where you sleep with your backs to each other and never speak again.
- My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her.
- KISSING, A method of getting two people so close together that they can't possibly see anything wrong with each other;
- MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting;
- MARRIAGE, The continuous process of getting used to things you never expected;
- MARRIED LIFE, is like the pleasure experienced when getting into a warm bath -- after a while it's not so hot
- I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
- Winning isn't everything. Getting blowjobs from women are.
- Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat.
- When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
- I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over.
- 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? When I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, Pussies.
- I love helping people getting what they want. Today I overheard a girl saying I'd die for spicy mc burger so I killed her. Happy…
- For all the young girls getting tattoos, Remember: A butterfly on the back becomes a buzzard in the crack when you get older!
- Never trust a girl that gets text from her ex. He's texting because he's getting a response from her.
- I'm supposed to respect my elders, but its getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
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