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George Quotes by Steven Wright
- Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
- George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
- I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.
- George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school,…
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