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George Quotes by Bill Maher
- Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic.
- Karl Rove described Obama as "the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini, and making snide comments about everyone who…
- I do miss George Bush. Compared to these teabaggers and the people who are pandering to them, he looks like a professor.
- Republicans don't have to accept evolution, economics, climatology, or human sexuality, but I just watched a week of their national convention, and I need them…
- I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch.' ...And it…
- George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.
- I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.
- The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this…
- Now, I'm no doctor, but I am on TV. And in my professional opinion, George Bush is a paranoid schizophrenic.
- NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree…
More George Quotes
- Storytelling is a very old human skill that gives us an evolutionary advantage. If you can tell young people how you kill… — Margaret Atwood
- American foreign policy had still not recovered from its victory over communism when George W. Bush and Condoleezza Rice took over at… — Russell Baker
- I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't… — Glenn Beck
- I am not a great French woman. George Sand, Marguerite Duras and Simone de Beauvoir are great French women. — Juliette Binoche
- In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this… — Lewis Black
- Every single director-actor I talked to, from Warren Beatty to Clint Eastwood to George Clooney, said the biggest mistake they made is… — Ben Affleck
- It's easy to kick somebody when they're down. George W. Bush has dealt with more difficult issues than any president since Franklin… — John Boehner
- The owner of the New York Yankees, Mr. George Steinbrenner who I had the greatest respect for, I want to thank him… — Wade Boggs
- Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas… — Elayne Boosler
- Al Gore clearly has the vision... it's a much better vision than that of George W. Bush. — Bill Bradley
- As far as songwriters, I've always been a fan of Irving Berlin, Cole Porter, and George Gershwin; those guys mean a lot… — Mel Brooks
- As far as heroes thorough the years, I'd say definitely Alabama and Randy Owen, Conway Twitty was a big influence of mine,… — Luke Bryan