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Gay Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- But you are also the biggest threat of all ...You are a gay person I like. Your threat is that you make being gay seem…
- In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
- There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
- Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.
- If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay.
- I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.
- Am I proud of being straight? No. You know why? Because if I start acting proud, that's going to make me seem kind of gay.
- Baby carrots are making me gay.
- Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.
- In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.” Sorry, Darwin-huggers, but it’s not “In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.
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- I like to think that if I were gay I would be out. Rupert Everett-style. — Ben Affleck
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