"If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically……" — Stephen Colbert
"If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay."
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The…
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You know, I'm gay and I grew up being aware of that at a very early age, in a fairly…
— Alan Ball
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My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater…
— Roseanne Barr
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Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective…
— Roseanne Barr
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I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who…
— Lynda Barry
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In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or…
— Simone de Beauvoir
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I think specifically because of the character that I played, people are very connected to her. I used to get…
— Amber Benson
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Every one of my positions cuts - out half the country. I'm pro-choice, I'm pro-gay rights, I'm pro-immigration, I'm against…
— Michael Bloomberg
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I like to think that if I were gay I would be out. Rupert Everett-style.
— Ben Affleck
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Marriage hasn't been my thing. But gay people, knock yourselves out!
— Ben Affleck
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I don't think there is any good answer to the question why shouldn't gays and lesbians who want to serve…
— John Bolton
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I have close family members as well as lots of close friends who are gay. Many of them strongly support…
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