Hermaphrodites Quotes

14 quotes by 13 authors

• I don't think it is an easy thing to write and expect to be commercial, even if you are from Venus and a hermaphrodite. — A. S. Byatt
• I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line. — Brad Wilkerson
• You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress. — Jerry Springer
• If you are a hermaphrodite, it is physically impossible to be gay. — Stephen Colbert
• Fear breeds upon itself because it is a hermaphrodite capable of endless reproduction. Fear is a contagious disease, spreading from its first victim to others… — Ernest K. Gann
• Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly. — Dwayne Johnson
• I understand that computers, which I once believed to be but a hermaphrodite typewriter-cum-filing cabinet, offer the cyber literate increased ability to communicate. I do… — David Mamet
• Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show… — Kurt Vonnegut
• He suddenly recalled from Plato's Symposium: People were hermaphrodites until God split then in two, and now all the halves wander the world over seeking… — Milan Kundera
• There have been hermaphrodites around forever, Cal. Forever. Plato said that the original human being was a hermaphrodite. Did you know that? The original person… — Jeffrey Eugenides
• I realize that some of you may have come in hopes of hearing tips on how to become a professional writer. I say to you,… — Kurt Vonnegut
• Here's what I love: when a great writer turns me into a Jew from Chicago, a lesbian out of South Carolina, or a black woman… — Pat Conroy
• If she could have died...if she could have disappeared forever...but the solid surface of things refused to dissolve around her, and her body, her hateful… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• Our ancestor was an animal which breathed water, had a swim-bladder, a great swimming tail, an imperfect skull & undoubtedly was an hermaphrodite! Here is… — Charles Darwin

Who Wrote These Hermaphrodites Quotes

13 authors contributed a total of 14 Hermaphrodites Quotes as follows:

• 2 Hermaphrodites Quotes by Kurt Vonnegut
• 1 Hermaphrodites Quote by Ernest K. Gann
• 1 Hermaphrodites Quote by Dwayne Johnson
• 1 Hermaphrodites Quote by David Mamet
• 1 Hermaphrodites Quote by Pat Conroy
• 1 Hermaphrodites Quote by Joanne Kathleen Rowling
• 1 Hermaphrodites Quote by Charles Darwin
• 1 Hermaphrodites Quote by Milan Kundera
• 1 Hermaphrodites Quote by Jeffrey Eugenides
• 1 Hermaphrodites Quote by A. S. Byatt
• 1 Hermaphrodites Quote by Brad Wilkerson
• 1 Hermaphrodites Quote by Jerry Springer
• 1 Hermaphrodites Quote by Stephen Colbert