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- A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond to this and…
- Ronald Reagan was an anti-government, union-busting, race baiting, anti-abortion, anti-gay, anti-intellectual, who cut rich people's taxes in half, had a incurable case of the military-industrial…
- Unemployment is down, confidence is up, DOW 5,000 above Bush - or as Republicans put it, let's talk about gay people and abortion!
- New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to…
- A Republican Congressman, Rep. Chris Lee, was caught flirting with a woman trolling for dates on Craigslist and sent her a shirtless photo of himself.…
- In ten Muslim countries you can get the death penalty just for being gay. If they were chopping the heads off of gay people in…
- What is it with conservatives? Seriously, I'm not trying to be partisan but it seems like if they're anti-illegal alien, they have illegal aliens working…
- New rule: Tulips aren't flowers. They're some kind of gay onion.
- In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a football team, but the half-time show…
- Republicans say that sex is bad, because with them it always is. It is!...I'm sorry, but they're just doughy, asexual, wonky, white people, and if…
- Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to…
- Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the 'will of the people' goes out the window.
- We're all gonna be gay if we get health care!
- Gay marriage is spreading around the country, first Massachusetts, then San Francisco and now the small town of New Paltz, New York. The mayor said,…
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- Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that… — James A. Baldwin
- You know, I'm gay and I grew up being aware of that at a very early age, in a fairly repressed family. — Alan Ball
- My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on… — Roseanne Barr
- Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender… — Roseanne Barr
- I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea… — Lynda Barry
- In itself, homosexuality is as limiting as heterosexuality: the ideal should be to be capable of loving a woman or a man;… — Simone de Beauvoir
- I think specifically because of the character that I played, people are very connected to her. I used to get letters from… — Amber Benson
- Every one of my positions cuts - out half the country. I'm pro-choice, I'm pro-gay rights, I'm pro-immigration, I'm against guns, I… — Michael Bloomberg
- I like to think that if I were gay I would be out. Rupert Everett-style. — Ben Affleck
- Marriage hasn't been my thing. But gay people, knock yourselves out! — Ben Affleck
- I don't think there is any good answer to the question why shouldn't gays and lesbians who want to serve their country… — John Bolton
- I have close family members as well as lots of close friends who are gay. Many of them strongly support gay marriage. — Tony Abbott