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• Great dad. Yeah, he would ask me for money on birthdays and, you know, inappropriate times. And I just wrote… — Drew Barrymore
• I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate… — Mikhail Baryshnikov
• The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little… — Catherine Bell
• At her birthday, my seven-year-old daughter will say that she wants these big cakes and certain expensive toys as presents,… — Goran Ivanisevic
• I remember the day I started school; my mother's tears as I skipped away; birthdays with candles on the cake,… — Francis Norris, 1st Earl of Berkshire
• On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the… — Dave Barry
• But, the truth is and we can argue about whether this is right or not as long as we want… — Cokie Roberts
• Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we'll meet now and then when we wish, in the… — Richard Bach
• I grabbed a pile of dust, and holding it up, foolishly asked for as many birthdays as the grains of… — Ovid
• The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friend's birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember… — Julianna Margulies
• I loved the domesticity of my life as a struggling actor. When I wasn't going to auditions, I could do… — Jenna Fischer
• I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my… — Samantha Bee

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