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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.
— Woody Allen
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Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, I just want to throw back my head and gargle. Just gargle and…
— Jack Handey
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There are souls beneath that water. Fixed in slimethey speak their piece, end it, and start again:'Sullen were we in the air…
— Dante Alighieri
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There's loads of things you can do to make things easy for your throat, you can drink a bit of lemon and…
— Cliff Richard
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The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle…
— Douglas Adams
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Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle.
— Robert Anthony
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Education is fountain of knowledge.Some drink, some sip, some just gargle.
— Kishore Bansal
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Pop bottles, take one of them hoes and tell em follow, Where the hell the waitress, tell her bring another bottle, Poured…
— Travis Porter
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If u listen verrrry closely to haters & critics,, u'll hear the death gargle of a non achiever
— Rev Run
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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
— Ritu Ghatourey
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Blowjobs: Any girl can swallow but it takes a special kind of lady to gargle.
— Nikhil Saluja
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