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Games Quotes by Jack Handey
- Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group…
- The old pool shooter has won many a game in his life. But now it was time to hang up the cue. When he did…
- Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth…
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