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- To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure. — Honore de Balzac
- Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other… — James A. Baldwin
- I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. — Douglas Adams
- The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. — Brendan Behan
- I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? — Milton Berle
- A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. — Yogi Berra
- What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank? — Bertolt Brecht
- Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. — George Burns
- It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. — Alan Alda
- If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. — Woody Allen
- There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash — Zsa Zsa Gabor
- Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street — Jay Leno