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Fun Quotes by George Carlin
- Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body
- But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no…
- So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
- Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is…
- And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front…
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- How serious can a movie about time-traveling robots be? You want it to be cool and fun. — Christian Bale