"So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll……" — George Carlin
"So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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One of the great advantages of cremation - apart from all sanitary conditions - lies in the swift restoration to…
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No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning…
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On Sept. 11, 2001, thousands of first responders heroically rushed to the scene and saved tens of thousands of lives.…
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The best that an individual can do is to concentrate on what he or she can do, in the course…
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Even the classics that we read to our young children are full of wolves' fangs and burning ovens and bloody…
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Please don't ask me to do that which I've just said I'm not going to do, because you're burning up…
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God, for example, appealed to me as a beardless man wearing a quilted silk cap; holiness was something burning, forbidding,…
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