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Mitch Hedberg has 172 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck…
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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an…
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I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at…
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I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.…
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So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far…
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At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need…
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I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see…
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As a blacksmith uses heat to temper steel, so should a trial by fire strengthen ones mettle. -- Jeffrey Fry
— Jeffrey Fry
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There is enough oil in the ground to deep-fry the lot of us, and no obvious means to prevail upon governments and…
— George Monbiot
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If those who support aggressive war had seen a fraction of what I've seen, if they'd watched children fry to death from…
— John Pilger
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Believe me, I understand the need for easy and speedy. After a 12-hour day of shooting 'Chopped,' say, I'm talking stir-fry, spaghetti,…
— Ted Allen
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Skepsis. I am a true skeptic, born under the noble sign of skepsis, the sign of the man who knows that all…
— Stephen Fry
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A quick shallow fry is a great way to transform leftovers, and no more so than in the case of risotto.
— Yotam Ottolenghi
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I really despise LIARS.. I am as honest as they come, so no need to lie just tell the truth always because…
— Kris( McFatridge) Terry
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I give a shy smile. They are staring at me and I start to feel self conscious. I have a god feeling…
— Unknown Author
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