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From Quotes by Steven Wright
- I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
- I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
- I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.
- George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school,…
- I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm…
- I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat,…
- My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells…
- A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it…
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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