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Friends Quotes by Steven Wright
- I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
- I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
- I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.
- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
- I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going…
- I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it…
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- Men of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of… — Aristophanes
- Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. — Aristotle
- Don't be dismayed by good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is… — Richard Bach