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- If you don't give kids the middle finger when their parents are not looking, we can't be friends.
- The problem with being just friends is I have to watch you be with someone who doesn't deserve you when I could do so much…
- Forgiving is easy. Trusting again, not so much.
- My life isn't perfect, but I'm thankful for everything I have.
- We don't make friends anymore. We add them.
- If your daily twitter mission isn't to get 10 or more unfollows we can't be friends.
- Sometimes we don't need advice. We just need somebody to listen.
- Keep her laughing. Keep her smiling. Make your woman glow so her friends notice.
- My friends are weird. They think that I can't I'm on twitter isn't a good excuse not to leave the house.
- Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, What the hell would I do without them
- Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.
- WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them.
- If you are an asshole, we can be best Friends.
- Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine,…
- Woman say:I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS. Woman means:We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.
- I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
- I hate it when I have a tweet in my head and my friends doesn't retweet it.
- If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, then we can be good friends.
- I'm not sexist. Some of my twitter friends are cunts.
- Why I don't have any friends? Asking for a friend.
- When friends at work ask me to hang out I tell them I'm busy at home and friends at home that I'm busy at work,…
- A Woman Never Say: That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch porno's again?
- A Woman Never Say: My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.
- If you have a problem with me, then talk to me about it.. Not to your 10 friends who can't do anything about it.
- My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years. Friends forever.
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- I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or… — Pietro Aretino
- Your lost friends are not dead, but gone before, advanced a stage or two upon that road which you must travel in… — Aristophanes
- Men of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of… — Aristophanes
- A friend to all is a friend to none. — Aristotle
- Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. — Aristotle
- Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. — Aristotle
- He who hath many friends hath none. — Aristotle
- In poverty and other misfortunes of life, true friends are a sure refuge. The young they keep out of mischief; to the… — Aristotle
- For though we love both the truth and our friends, piety requires us to honor the truth first. — Aristotle
- Misfortune shows those who are not really friends. — Aristotle
- Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams