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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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I think theres a little bit of sizzling here. Honestly, I can feel it. The ions are flying back and forth.
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If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid…
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I am flying back to New York as I write this. I will never forget these wonderful 35 days and I would…
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I was flying back from Lubbock and I saw Jesus on the plane, or maybe it was Elvis. You know, they kind…
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I need to figure out the secret. I need to work out how to keep things flying back to me instead of…
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I was staying in a hotel in San Francisco for a couple of nights, before flying back to the UK. My hotel…
— Craig Stone
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Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said 'God, I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the…
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and god help you if you are an ugly girl course too pretty is also your doom cause everyone harbors a secret…
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She closed her eyes and jumped. For a moment she felt herself hang suspended, free of everything. Then gravity took over, and…
— Cassandra Clare
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And in me too the wave rises. It swells; it arches its back. I am aware once more of a new desire,…
— Virginia Woolf
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If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell. I'll be flying…
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