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- It was the law that if a white man was caught trying to educate a Negro slave, he was liable to prosecution… — John W. Campbell
- I thought I was making fifty dollars a week [at MGM], but it turned out to be $35 because twelve weeks of… — Ava Gardner
- When I was young and very green, I worte that tune, Sister Kate, and someone said that's fine, let me publish it… — Louis Armstrong
- I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like "Hey, when are you going to pay… — Jack Handey
- Look, it's my misery that I have to paint this kind of painting, it's your misery that you have to love it,… — Mark Rothko
- I’ve never argued against any technology being used when you have an imminent threat, an active crime going on. If someone comes… — Rand Paul
- I will gladly lecture for fifty dollars, but I'll not be a guest for less than a hundred. — Elbert Hubbard
- I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it,… — Emo Philips
- I believe the poor fierce-eyed child had figured out that with a mere fifty dollars in her purse she might somehow reach… — Vladimir Nabokov
- After the last shovel of dirt was patted in place, I sat down and let my mind drift back through the years.… — Wilson Rawls
- Goose neck is a delicacy. You have to at least try it. In fancy restaurants people pay up to fifty dollars a… — Janette Rallison
- Finally, I told them I'd drop out of the management program if they'd give me an entry-level job in the newsroom for… — Andrea Mitchell