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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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A fella who accepts himself and is relaxed into who he is - that appeals to people.
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I looked it at like this way. To get folks to like you, as a screen player I mean, I figured you…
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You shoulda shot that fella a long time ago. Now he's too rich to kill.
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If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can…
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I ain't afraid to tell the world that it don't take school stuff to help a fella play ball.
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If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help:…
— Jack Handey
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See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that…
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Fella in business got to lie an' cheat, but he calls it somepin else. That's what's important. You go steal that tire…
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Fella’s a genius. Best ever by a distance in my life time. Never really saw Pele… Souness, Gullit, Venables and now Rooney…
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Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah-He used to live in whales for a while
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An expert is an ordinary fella away from home.
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