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Feel Sorry Quotes by Jay Leno
- The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell…
- If Arnold is elected, you know who I'd feel sorry for? The people on death row. Imagine, you're about to be executed, the governor calls,…
More Feel Sorry Quotes
- You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didn't do for you. You're dealt… — Drew Barrymore
- Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. — Bjork
- I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be… — Kirstie Alley
- Whenever I feel bad, I use that feeling to motivate me to work harder. I only allow myself one day to feel… — Beyonce Knowles
- Every time I see you naked, I feel sorry for your wife. — Jaromir Jagr
- Don't feel sorry because my life is over. Be happy that it happened. — Pat Burns
- The more rational statement is that we feel sorry because we strike, afraid because we tremble, and not that we cry, strike,… — William James
- When I see a man of shallow understanding extravagantly clothed, I feel sorry - for the clothes. — Josh Billings
- Do not feel sorry for me if I am gone. — Arthur Ashe
- I never go to a college reunion that I don't come away feeling sorry for all those paunchy, balding jocks trying to… — Erma Bombeck
- To feel sorry for the needy is not the mark of a Christian - to help them is. — Frank A. Clark
- No writer need feel sorry for himself if he writes and enjoys it, even if he doesn't get paid. — Irwin Shaw