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Favorite Quotes by Jack Handey
- When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a…
- If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be to land on someone's lip. Even if they smash you, ick!,…
- I think my favorite monster movie is "Gone With the Wind", because it has that ear monster and that big-dress monster.
- Of all the tall tales, I think my favorite is the one about Eli Whitney and the interchangeable parts.
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