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Fashion Quotes by Joan Rivers
- My grandson is mad at me. He's mad at me because I squandered his college fund on Spanx. It's a lot, but there's a lot…
- You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it.
- "I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"
- I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't.
- Learn what not to expect. Irish catholic they get sh**** little rings. Irish women get crappy rings. Baptist get the worst because they get the…
- The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.
- Does fashion matter? Always - though not quite as much after death.
- My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.
- I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'
- The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas,…
- I hate Billings, Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck
- Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
- Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to…
More Fashion Quotes
- To create something exceptional, your mindset must be relentlessly focused on the smallest detail. — Giorgio Armani
- Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact that I'm… — Giorgio Armani
- Never in my wildest dreams did I entertain the idea that I would become a fashion designer. — Giorgio Armani
- I think the responsibility lies with the fashion world as a collective. We have to demand more variety. — Kevyn Aucoin
- Jeans represent democracy in fashion. — Giorgio Armani
- Clothes and manners do not make the man; but when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance. — Henry Ward Beecher
- Woman is fine for her own satisfaction alone. No man will admire her the more, no woman will like her the better… — Jane Austen
- Fashion is only the attempt to realize art in living forms and social intercourse. — Francis Bacon
- Fashion often starts off beautiful and becomes ugly, whereas art starts off ugly sometimes and becomes beautiful. — David Bailey
- I never cared for fashion much, amusing little seams and witty little pleats: it was the girls I liked. — David Bailey
- I didn't try and do fashion pictures. I tried to do portraits of girls wearing dresses. — David Bailey
- The reason I did fashion was it was the only way to get paid to do anything creative. You couldn't support yourself… — David Bailey