"I hate Billings, Montana. They have a fashion……" — Joan Rivers
"I hate Billings, Montana. They have a fashion show at Sears Roebuck"
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245 Quotes by Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers has 245 quotes on this site.
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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.'
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I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke.
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We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get…
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Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes…
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Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief…
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
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Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
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I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.
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At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
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A child can be taught not to do certain things, such as touch a hot stove, pull lamps off of…
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My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese; most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.
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I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never…
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There are more than 9,000 billing codes for individual procedures and units of care. But there is not a single…
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Billing and cooing to me is worse to witness an execution.
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To say that New York came up to its advance billing would be the baldest of understatements. Being there was…
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I mean, when I started out I was billing per hour, like a shrink because you would sit with somebody…
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There are always good parts. They may not pay what you want, and they may not have as many days'…
— Anne Bancroft
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From the law firm's perspective, billing by the hour has a certain appeal: it shifts risk from the firm to…
— Robert Pozen
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Apple already had everyone's billing information from iTunes... you could buy things just by typing in your password... That, for…
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You need to look no further than Apple's iPhone to see how fast brilliantly written software presented on a beautifully…
— Edgar Bronfman, Jr.
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Thrice happy's the wooing that's not long adoing. So much time is saved in the billing and cooing.
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My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to…
— Jack Nicholson
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In nighttime series, the actor gets billing up front on every episode.
— Michael Zaslow
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On Christmas morning, our joy or our happiness can be at a very high level, not because of our anticipation…
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