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Famous Love Quotes by Jack Handey
- Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot.
- He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her.…
- Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back.…
- I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum…
More Famous Love Quotes
- Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- What I needed most was to love and to be loved, eager to be caught. Happily I wrapped those painful bonds around… — Saint Augustine
- It is here, my daughters, that love is to be found - not hidden away in corners but in the midst of… — Teresa of Avila
- True love stories never have endings. — Richard Bach
- Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war;… — James A. Baldwin
- Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within. — James A. Baldwin
- Love is the poetry of the senses. — Honore de Balzac
- When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if… — Natalie Clifford Barney
- If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. — Lynda Barry
- I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love. — Henry Ward Beecher
- Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the… — Henry Ward Beecher