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Fake Quotes by Jon Stewart
- But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can…
- We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we…
- For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make…
More Fake Quotes
- Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact that I'm… — Giorgio Armani
- You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real. — Victoria Abril
- Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not… — Richard Bach
- You can't fake it when you're alone with God, you know. — Jim Bakker
- If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking! — Victoria Beckham
- I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years. — Elayne Boosler
- Basically, what I'm saying is there is nothing fake about what I do. I'm up-front, I'm real, I'm honest and I'm open… — Christina Aguilera
- Bad food is made without pride, by cooks who have no pride, and no love. Bad food is made by chefs who… — Anthony Bourdain
- After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake one of… — Joseph Brodsky
- The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha… — Lenny Bruce
- Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. — George Burns
- You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. — William S. Burroughs