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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
— Jon Stewart
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Im straight... But my girl a faggot... Potato on the barrel... Potato salad
— Lil Wayne
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The American ideal of sexuality appears to be rooted in the American ideal of masculinity. This idea has created cowboys and Indians,…
— James A. Baldwin
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Faggot isn't offensive to gays; it's got nothing to do with gays.
— Ann Coulter
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I was going to have a few comments about John Edwards but you have to go into rehab if you use the…
— Ann Coulter
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I'm continually surprised by the amount of people I wind up. For many guys, I'm the faggot their girlfriend fancies.
— Brian Molko
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If I turned around every time somebody called me a faggot, I'd be walking backward - and I don't want to walk…
— Harvey Milk
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If I'm a faggot spell it right, I got way more than two G's
— Donald Glover
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To be sure he's a Man, the male must see to it that the female be clearly a Woman, the opposite of…
— Valerie Solanas
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Walking up to the Whisky some guys said to me 'the Scene is dead. Stop wearing makeup faggot!' All I could do…
— Jinxx
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In the end, I had to call myself a faggot, which really annoyed me, because 1. I don't think that word should…
— John Green
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I giggled out loud at his stupidity. If anyone knew how to make a bed, it was a faggot.
— David Sedaris
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