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Ever Catch Quotes by Jack Handey
- If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
- If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.
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