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Ever Quotes by Steven Wright
- Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
- If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.
- Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.
- I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It's absolutely in conflict with…
- I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm…
- In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would…
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- I think a major element of jetlag is psychological. Nobody ever tells me what time it is at home. — David Attenborough
- No poet or novelist wishes he were the only one who ever lived, but most of them wish they were the only… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- I have often thought with wonder of the great goodness of God; and my soul has rejoiced in the contemplation of His… — Teresa of Avila
- For better or worse, zoos are how most people come to know big or exotic animals. Few will ever see wild penguins… — Diane Ackerman
- The best advice I ever got was that knowledge is power and to keep reading. — David Bailey