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Eat One Quotes by Jack Handey
- I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and because…
- When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a…
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- Tokyo would probably be the foreign city if I had to eat one city's food for the rest of my life, every… — Anthony Bourdain
- I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a… — Jack Handey
- I think I could eat one of Bellamy's veal pies. — William Pitt
- It is told that Buddha, going out to look on life, was greatly daunted by death. "They all eat one another!" he… — Charlotte Perkins Gilman
- [I]t seems that the Cannibals of Europe are going to eat one another again. A war between Russia and Turkey is like… — Thomas Jefferson
- The second you go back to eating right, you're going to put that weight on. You eat one piece of bread and… — Ginnifer Goodwin
- I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right now. — James Dashner
- The practice of architecture is the most delightful of all pursuits. Also, next to agriculture, it is the most necessary to man.… — Philip Johnson
- When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every… — Jack Handey
- I only eat one meal a day. Lunch, not dinner. — Robert Goulet
- We took tea, by Boswell's desire; and I eat one bun, I think, that I might not be seen to fast ostentatiously.… — Samuel Johnson
- I'm not into the money thing. You can only sleep in one bed at a time. You can only eat one meal… — Ray Charles