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Ducks Quotes by Mitch Hedberg
- I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
- Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that…
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- Somebody told me when Abe Lincoln was a young man, studying by firelight, he said, "I will work hard. I will prepare… — Deacon Jones
- No one blames a pilot who takes refuge in port when the storm begins to blow. It is not cowardice to duck… — Jose Rizal
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- Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like… — Nicolas Cage
- Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. — Hans Christian Andersen
- The memories of long love gather like drifting snow, poignant as the mandarin ducks who float side by side in sleep. — Murasaki Shikibu