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Drinking Quotes by Chelsea Handler
- There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
- I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told…
- My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort,…
- I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.
- I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told…
More Drinking Quotes
- In time of war, soldiers, however sensible, care a great deal more on some occasions about slaking their thirst than about the… — Winston Churchill
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- Happiness is good health and a bad memory. — Ingrid Bergman
- I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in… — John Bonham
- When he buys his ties he has to ask if gin will make them run. — F. Scott Fitzgerald
- I've had a hip replacement, I've beaten cancer, I had my hand operation, and I stopped drinking. Something inside of me just… — Eddie Van Halen
- I would like to make a toast to lying, stealing, cheating and drinking. If you're going to lie, lie for a friend.… — Unknown Author
- Resentment or grudges do no harm to the person whom you hold the feelings against. It's like drinking poison and then hoping… — London Mond